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Piano Door Bell

Sounds like there's an annoying person at the door

Piano Door Bell thanks to Lauren Kelly

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Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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