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Playground Drivers

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Playground Drivers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Playground Drivers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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