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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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