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Playground Drivers

Kids having fun at the park

Playground Drivers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Playground Drivers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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Singapore SkyPark

Nintendo Guitar

Road Detour

Jerushalom

Hot Seat

LippoPotumus

Sidewalk Malt Melt

Senior's Golf Cart

Throwaway Sport Paper

Blonde Geometry Student

Ping Wrong

Tree House

Skull Violins

Finger Phone

Family Bike

Airless See-Through Tires

Aussie Motorcycle

Statue Selfie

Bacon Sandwich

Elephant Hand

Unless Your Dog Can Do This

Dragon Buoy

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof