Poultry Breakfast
Rethinking your not-so-eggsellent options
QuotaBillsExact: What eggs do on stage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor