QuotaBillsLet them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Phyllis Diller
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker. - Judd Nelson
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry
A happy life is made up of little things - a gift sent, a letter written, a call made, a recommendation given, transportation provided, a cake made, a book lent, a check sent. - Carol Holmes
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright
When I went to visit this rice cake plant, I hadn't realized how the rice cakes were made. As soon as I saw the molds of rice and how the heat pops it like popcorn, the light bulb went off. This is popped. This isn't baked or fried. - Keith Belling