QuotaBillsGoing to the woods is going home. - John Muir
If you call one wolf, you invite the pack. - Bulgarian Proverb
Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger
I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp
If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown
At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay
Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart
If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus
Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison
How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson
One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller