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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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