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Ring Bell

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Ring Bell thanks to Karon Koslov

Ring Bell - if no answer, pull weeds

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds. - Norman R. Augustine

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong


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