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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White