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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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