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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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