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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer


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