Romaine Empire

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer