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Russian Selfie

Yakutia, Russia, -60 C

Russian Selfie thanks to Keith Blake

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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