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Yakutia, Russia, -60 C

Russian Selfie thanks to Keith Blake

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

Don't date a guy that takes more selfies than you do. - Unknown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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