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Sad Valentines Day

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Sad Valentines Day thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. - Henry Rollins

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault. - Donald Trump

This Valentine's Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes - small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members. - Jarod Kintz

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, "You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?' " - George Clooney

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. - Red Skelton

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. - John Niven

a joy that hurts with sadness
a sadness that is pleasurable
a pleasure full of terror
a terror that excites
an excitement that calms
a calmness that frightens. - Aidan Chambers

Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. - Cesar Romero

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

I refuse to sink - it means that, even though you are weighed down by problems or sadness, and you should be going under, you're not. So you symbolize the anchor but you're not sunken down. - Karey Metcalf


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