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Sad Valentines Day

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It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

Sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. - Unknown

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. - Henry Rollins

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good. - Unknown

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack. - Hazelmarie Elliott

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault. - Donald Trump

It's a sad thing about politics that most people get power too late, in that they differ from ladies of easy virtue who get their pleasures too early. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. - Red Skelton

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. - John Niven

There is some kind of a sweet innocence in being human - in not having to be just happy or just sad - in the nature of being able to be both broken and whole, at the same time. - C. JoyBell

a joy that hurts with sadness
a sadness that is pleasurable
a pleasure full of terror
a terror that excites
an excitement that calms
a calmness that frightens. - Aidan Chambers

Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. - Cesar Romero

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown

Not only is there a right to be happy, there is a duty to be happy. So much sadness exists in the world that we are all under obligation to contribute as much joy as lies within our powers. - John Sutherland Bonnell

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown


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