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Santa Portrait

Button Art Threads - craft collage for the Holiday Season

Santa Portrait thanks to Jane Perkins

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It's supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button. - John Brunner

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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Tower of Hammocks

Dead Batteries

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Blinker Fluid

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Family Birthday Reminder

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Tylenol Ban

Politician Plane

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