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Santa Portrait thanks to Jane Perkins

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

It's supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button. - John Brunner

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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