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Shakespeare Pens

When pencils were in limited supply

Shakespeare Pens thanks to Chris Kane

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The pen is mightier than the sword. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Alcatraz: A pen with a lifetime guarantee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? - Alan King

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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