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Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Cranberries: Grapes with hypertension - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. - Samuel Butler

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler