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On Doctor's Orders

Yesterday I had my annual medical checkup. The Doctor said that, at my age, I should have a bar in the shower. So I took his advice.
Shower Bar thanks to Barry McCartney

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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