Shower Bar
On Doctor's Orders
Yesterday I had my annual medical checkup. The Doctor said that, at my age, I should have a bar in the shower. So I took his advice.
QuotaBillsThe first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Cranberries: Grapes with hypertension - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare
Time is a physician that heals every grief. - Diphilus
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison