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Snow Aerobics

Winter exercise in the backyard

Snow Aerobics thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Even in the dictionary, academics comes before athletics. - William A. Welker

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Immodium Podium: why some athletes didn’t make it to the podium - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie


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