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Snow Aerobics

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

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She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie


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