QuotaBillsI'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown
I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker
In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff
A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash
Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray
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She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown
Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson
There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams
Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde
In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie