Snow Aerobics

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde