QuotaBillsNo one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds