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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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