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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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