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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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