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There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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