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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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