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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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