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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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