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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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