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A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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