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A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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