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I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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