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Something Positive

Been a long time since I've seen a mosquito

Something Positive thanks to Jim Serritella

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Think like a proton: always positive. - Unknown

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - Unknown

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are positive, you'll see opportunities instead of obstacles. - Widad Akrawi

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

When you go through a negative situation, don't think about it. Make it positive. - Yoko Ono

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away. - Tony Gaskins

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. - James A. Baldwin

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. - Unknown

Even in a bad situation, there's always a positive side. Even if you can't see it yet. - Susane Colasanti

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated. - joe-kster

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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