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Something Positive

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Something Positive thanks to Jim Serritella

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Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The only females that pursue me are mosquitoes. - Emo Philips

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away. - Tony Gaskins

I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. - James A. Baldwin

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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