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Something Positive

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Something Positive thanks to Jim Serritella

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Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Positive thoughts lead to positive results. - Maria V Snyder

The only females that pursue me are mosquitoes. - Emo Philips

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away. - Tony Gaskins

I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. - James A. Baldwin

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Even in a bad situation, there's always a positive side. Even if you can't see it yet. - Susane Colasanti

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated. - joe-kster

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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