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Something Positive

Been a long time since I've seen a mosquito

Something Positive thanks to Jim Serritella

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Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - Unknown

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

If you are positive, you'll see opportunities instead of obstacles. - Widad Akrawi

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

When you go through a negative situation, don't think about it. Make it positive. - Yoko Ono

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty. - Zig Ziglar

People can remain PCR positive for up to 12 weeks after infection and long after they are transmissible and infectious. - Rochelle Walensky

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh


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