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Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The only females that pursue me are mosquitoes. - Emo Philips

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive. - Ellen DeGeneres

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

If you are positive, you'll see opportunities instead of obstacles. - Widad Akrawi

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. - Unknown

Even in a bad situation, there's always a positive side. Even if you can't see it yet. - Susane Colasanti

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty. - Zig Ziglar

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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