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Something Positive

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Something Positive thanks to Jim Serritella

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Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive. - Ellen DeGeneres

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

When you go through a negative situation, don't think about it. Make it positive. - Yoko Ono

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away. - Tony Gaskins

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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