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Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading, but becoming more concentrated. - Paulette Alden

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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