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You are my ray of light

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A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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