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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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