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Spotted Clark Griswold

Clark Griswold plans for an even bigger family Christmas this year

Spotted Clark Griswold thanks to keith blak

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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