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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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