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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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