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Take Your 'Kid' To Work Day

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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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