QuotaBillsWe break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle
Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett
Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com