QuotaBillsTeeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley
Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett
Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz