QuotaBillsTeeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw
Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com