QuotaBillsCanada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson
The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown
Even in the dictionary, academics comes before athletics. - William A. Welker
I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon
I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau
Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best
There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan
I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman
Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell
I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas