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Dark Ages: Knight time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

The time is always ripe to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

Time hath often cured the wound which reason failed to heal. - Seneca

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right. - Casey Stengel

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

There is a time for departure - even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

You don't do things right once in a while. You do them right all the time. - Vince Lombardi

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

I am rather tired of hearing about our rights. The time is come to hear about responsibilities. - Peter Marshall

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Ask what Time is, it is nothing else but something of eternal duration become finite, measurable and transitory. - William Law

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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