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Time Travel

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Time Travel thanks to Chris Kane

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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

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Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

Time hath often cured the wound which reason failed to heal. - Seneca

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. - Will Rogers

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

Shard by shard we are released from the tyranny of so-called time. - Patti Smith

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

How do we transform loss? Time's healing balm is essentially a hoax. - August Wilson

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

There is a time for departure - even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite. - Cassandra Clare

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

When you run the marathon, you run against the distance, not against the other runners and not against the time. - Haile Gebrelassie

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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