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Time Travel

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Time Travel thanks to Chris Kane

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. - John F Kennedy

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

The best time to make up your mind about people is never. - Katharine Hepburn

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Amish Saying

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

In primitive societies, no one has a watch, but everyone has time. In advanced societies, everyone has a watch, but no one has any time. - Gerhard Geschwandtner

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


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