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Time Travel

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Time Travel thanks to Chris Kane

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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Lack of time is actually lack of priorities. - Tim Ferriss

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. - Lord Chesterfield

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

If the marathon is a part-time interest, you will only get part-time results. - Bill Rodgers

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

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