Time Travel

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Killing Time: Suicide on the installment plan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Tradition: A clock which tells what time it was. - Elbert Hubbard

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

We should always allow some time to elapse, for time discloses the truth. - Seneca

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama