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Time Travel

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Time Travel thanks to Chris Kane

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Dark Ages: Knight time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is the wisest counselor. - Pericles

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

The best time to make up your mind about people is never. - Katharine Hepburn

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

If the marathon is a part-time interest, you will only get part-time results. - Bill Rodgers

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M Scott Peck

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done, you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. - Lil Wayne

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

In primitive societies, no one has a watch, but everyone has time. In advanced societies, everyone has a watch, but no one has any time. - Gerhard Geschwandtner

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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