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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. - Lord Chesterfield

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time. - Tom Ward

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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