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Tire Rotation

But they rotate every time I drive...

Tire Rotation thanks to Barry McCartney

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I'm tire of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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