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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder


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