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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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