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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

It was my ambition all of my life to be master of the spoken word. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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