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Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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