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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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