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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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