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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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