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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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