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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Attitude is not everything, but it's almost everything. - Mary Pipher

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams? - Alfred Tennyson

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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