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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Attitude is not everything, but it's almost everything. - Mary Pipher

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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