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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Great effort springs naturally from great attitude. - Pat Riley

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder


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