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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

What you applaud you encourage, but beware what you celebrate. - Ravi Zacharias

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs


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