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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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