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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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