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Tree Hugger Car

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Tree Hugger Car thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson


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