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Vampire Hunting Kits

Also works well for Werewolfs and Zombies

Vampire Hunting Kits thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Vampire Hunting Kits thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein


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