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Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday

Heart-felt reminder that winter is still with us

Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. - WC Fields

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Initiative without action is the same as having the mind to acknowledge a problem, but not having the heart to see it through. - Suzy Kassem

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna


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