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What Do You Want For Christmas? thanks to Jim Serritella

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead


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