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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Your bum is the greatest thing about you. - William Shakespeare

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

Forgiveness in any aspect of something that is complex is the greatest tool. - Kate Hudson

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

It is not a disgrace to fail. Failing is one of the greatest arts in the world. - Charles Kettering

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The comfort zone takes our greatest aspirations and turns them into excuses for not bothering to aspire. - Peter McWilliams

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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