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World's Greatest Turtles

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World's Greatest Turtles thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Live well. It is the greatest revenge. - The Talmud

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Your bum is the greatest thing about you. - William Shakespeare

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

It is not a disgrace to fail. Failing is one of the greatest arts in the world. - Charles Kettering

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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