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World's Greatest Turtles

Purebread species found in gourmet bakery

World's Greatest Turtles thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

The ability to forgive is one of man's greatest achievements. - Bryant H McGill

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

One of the greatest unknown champions because very little is known about him. - David Coleman

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. - Garth Brooks

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it. - Mike Myers

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King


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