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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen. - Roy E Moody

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

It is not a disgrace to fail. Failing is one of the greatest arts in the world. - Charles Kettering

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues. - Rene Descartes

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

The greatest tragedy in life is the prayers that go unanswered simply because they go unasked. - Mark Batterson

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

The greatest thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. - Madeleine L'Engle

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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