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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Love is the greatest apologetic. - Ravi Zacharias

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

Forgiveness in any aspect of something that is complex is the greatest tool. - Kate Hudson

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

It is not a disgrace to fail. Failing is one of the greatest arts in the world. - Charles Kettering

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Some of the greatest battles will be fought within the silent chambers of your own soul. - Ezra T Benson

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

The greatest tragedy in life is the prayers that go unanswered simply because they go unasked. - Mark Batterson

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The greatest thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. - Madeleine L'Engle

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just once more. - time

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide


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