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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our greatest glory consist not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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