World's Greatest Turtles

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

You're happiest while you're making the greatest contribution. - Robert F. Kennedy

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

It is not a disgrace to fail. Failing is one of the greatest arts in the world. - Charles Kettering

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. - Garth Brooks

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba