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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly


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