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You're not Fat: 100 kg on Earth = 37 kg on Mars

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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it. - Paul Scherer

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa


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