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You're not Fat: 100 kg on Earth = 37 kg on Mars

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Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers


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