Wrong Planet

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I am one of the most sensitive human beings on earth, and I know it. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. - Erica Jong

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers