Wrong Planet

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

You are the only person on Earth who can use your ability. - Zig Ziglar

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Transcend your limiting beliefs so you can finally do what you were put on this earth to do. - Unknown

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock