Wrong Planet

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth - Lao-tzu

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

You are the only person on Earth who can use your ability. - Zig Ziglar

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for either the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory. - Betty Smith

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus