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Wrong Planet

You're not Fat: 100 kg on Earth = 37 kg on Mars

Wrong Planet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The earth is warmer when you laugh. - Samuel Beam

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it. - Jules Renard

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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