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You're not Fat: 100 kg on Earth = 37 kg on Mars

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill


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