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Yoga Wine

I used to be stressed out a lot, but then I discovered Yoga

Yoga Wine thanks to Keith Blake

I'm feeling so much better now

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In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Cranberries: Grapes with hypertension - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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