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I used to be stressed out a lot, but then I discovered Yoga

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I'm feeling so much better now

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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