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You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

The elegance of honesty needs no adornment. - Merry Browne

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. - Isaac Asimov

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

If you value your integrity, be prepared to take a beating from those who have non. - Lars L Thygesen

Integrity is telling myself the truth. Honesty is telling the truth to other people. - Spencer Johnson

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. - Oprah Winfrey

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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