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You Have Enemies?

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You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The elegance of honesty needs no adornment. - Merry Browne

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals. - H.L. Mencken

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

The louder he talked of his honesty, the quicker we counted the silverware. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Authenticity, honesty, and personal voice underlie much of what's successful on the Web. - Rich Lenall

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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