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You Have Enemies?

Standing up for what you believe in

You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Integrity is making sure that the things you say and the things you do are in alignment. - Katrina Mayer

I mistrust all systematizers and avoid them. The will to a system is a lack of integrity. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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