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You Have Enemies?

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You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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