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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Excellence and competitiveness aren't incompatible with honesty and integrity. - Jack Welch

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I mistrust all systematizers and avoid them. The will to a system is a lack of integrity. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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