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You Have Enemies?

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You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

The elegance of honesty needs no adornment. - Merry Browne

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Everyone makes mistakes, but only a person with integrity owns up to them. - Nicole Guillaume

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I mistrust all systematizers and avoid them. The will to a system is a lack of integrity. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Integrity means always doing what is right and good, regardless of the immediate consequences. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin


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