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Fate is character. - William Winter

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters. - Harvey Mackay

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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