QuotaBillsScotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson
What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher
England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West
It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker
He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge
English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill
England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill
He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold
You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page
What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies
Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith
Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best
Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne
I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor
The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson
There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker
The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis
Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James
If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin
'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant
It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan
In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin