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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford