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Appenzell, Switzerland

Swiss holiday in the Alps

Appenzell, Switzerland thanks to joe-kster

Appenzell is a town in northeastern Switzerland, at the foot of the Alpstein mountains. Trails and cableways connect various summits, including towering Santis peak. On the steep cliffs of the Ebenalp, the Wildkirchli cave complex houses a 17th-century chapel and hermitage. Nearby is the old Aescher inn, tucked into the side of a sheer cliff.

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The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

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If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

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The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

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Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

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He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

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When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

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