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Augustweggen

Celebrating the Swiss National Holiday and Lammas Day on August 1st

Augustweggen thanks to David Edgar

Augustweggen thanks to David Edgar

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Travel Folder: A trip teaser - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Toronto: A kind of New York operated by the Swiss - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. - Oliver Herford

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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