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Augustweggen

Celebrating the Swiss National Holiday and Lammas Day on August 1st

Augustweggen thanks to David Edgar

Augustweggen thanks to David Edgar

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Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

He hath no leisure who useth it not. - George Herbert

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. - Oliver Herford

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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