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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson