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Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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