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Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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