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Be Very Quiet

Hoping they don't catch things scent

Be Very Quiet thanks to Keith Blake

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment. - Archie Bunker

The quiet mind is richer than a crown. - Robert Greene

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

The inability to stay quiet is one of the conspicuous failings of mankind. - Walter Bagehot

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If there were a little more silence, if we all kept quiet... maybe we could understand something. - Federico Fellini

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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