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Be Very Quiet

Hoping they don't catch things scent

Be Very Quiet thanks to Keith Blake

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Quiet people have the loudest minds. - Stephen King

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment. - Archie Bunker

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

What's quiet is more powerful than you think. - Maxime Lagace

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

The inability to stay quiet is one of the conspicuous failings of mankind. - Walter Bagehot

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

If there were a little more silence, if we all kept quiet... maybe we could understand something. - Federico Fellini

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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