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Be Very Quiet

Hoping they don't catch things scent

Be Very Quiet thanks to Keith Blake

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment. - Archie Bunker

The quiet mind is richer than a crown. - Robert Greene

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

The good and the wise lead quiet lives. - Euripides

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet. - Tina Fey

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

You will be defined not just by what you achieve, but by how you survive. - Sheryl Sandberg

The inability to stay quiet is one of the conspicuous failings of mankind. - Walter Bagehot

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. - Mel Brooks

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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