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Be Very Quiet

Hoping they don't catch things scent

Be Very Quiet thanks to Keith Blake

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment. - Archie Bunker

The quiet mind is richer than a crown. - Robert Greene

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

What's quiet is more powerful than you think. - Maxime Lagace

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man. - Iain D Smith

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet. - Tina Fey

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

The inability to stay quiet is one of the conspicuous failings of mankind. - Walter Bagehot

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. - Mel Brooks

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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