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I believe because it is impossible. - Tertullian

You can't know, you can only believe - or not. - C S Lewis

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm. - Winston Churchill

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

We have a right to believe whatever we want, but not everything we believe is right. - Ravi Zacharias

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe. - Mark Twain

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The liar's punishment is not that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. - George Bernard Shaw

Although I am not a vain person, I believe that I am the very best footballer in the whole world. - Ronaldinho

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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