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Believe In Yourself

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Believe In Yourself thanks to Madeleine Quorintel

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Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

To believe a thing impossible is to make it so. - Unknown

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

What I believe in my heart must make sense in my mind. - Ravi Zacharias

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. - Claud Cockburn

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

You never believe nuttin', Edith. You're of them septics. - Archie Bunker

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble. - Rudyard Kipling

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

It's not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man who says the oath. - Aeschylus

The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome. - Jonathan Swift

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle


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