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Belief creates the actual fact. - William James

Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. - Andre Gide

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

You can have anything you want if you give up the belief you can't have it. - Robert Anthony

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite. - Bertrand Russell

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Don't get older just to get wiser. If you get older, you will be wiser, I believe that - if you dare. But get older because it's fun! - Maya Angelou

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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