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Believe In Yourself

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

You become what you believe. - Oprah Winfrey

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Everything is possible to those who believe. - Unknown

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

If you don't live it, you don't believe it. - Paul Harvey

We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm. - Winston Churchill

What I believe in my heart must make sense in my mind. - Ravi Zacharias

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. - Claud Cockburn

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator. - Richard Branson

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

To be a champ, you have to believe in yourself when nobody else will. - Sugar Ray Robinson

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. - John Keats

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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