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Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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