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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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