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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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