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Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

He who seeks a faultless friend is friendless. - Unknown

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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