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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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