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Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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