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Confucius wisdom - the U.S. government shutdown

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Aphorism: Predigested wisdom. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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