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Confucius wisdom - the U.S. government shutdown

Bird Brain thanks to Barry McCartney

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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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