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Confucius wisdom - the U.S. government shutdown

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A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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