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Confucius wisdom - the U.S. government shutdown

Bird Brain thanks to Barry McCartney

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Cunning is the dwarf of wisdom. - William Alger

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

It is better to speak wisdom foolishly like the saints than to speak folly wisely like the deans. - G K Chesterton

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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