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Confucius wisdom - the U.S. government shutdown

Bird Brain thanks to Barry McCartney

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

True wisdom lies in gathering the precious things out of each hour as it goes by. - E S Bouton

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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