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Confucius wisdom - the U.S. government shutdown

Bird Brain thanks to Barry McCartney

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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Giftedness is your accelerator; wisdom is your brake. - Gerald Brooks

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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