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Confucius wisdom - the U.S. government shutdown

Bird Brain thanks to Barry McCartney

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Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch


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