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Roy felt like he was walking on water that day

Bottle Walker thanks to Roy Turkington

Roy Turkington caps off his day at the Chile Salt Flats

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Salt: Something useful in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You'll be turned into a pillow of salt. - Archie Bunker

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Be careful who you trust. Salt and sugar look the same. - Unknown

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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