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Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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