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Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner Burrito

Mexican meal for big appetites

Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner Burrito thanks to Keith Blake

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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Everything goes better with tacos. - Rachel Caine

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk


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