Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner Burrito
Mexican meal for big appetites
QuotaBillsAbstain from beans. - Pythagoras
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright