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I buy when other people are selling. - J Paul Getty

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. - Clint Eastwood

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

Being frightened is an experience you can't buy. - Anthony Price

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

You can't buy a good reputation; you must earn it. - Harvey Mackay

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

You can buy anything on eBay. I bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat. - Buzz Nutley

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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