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Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

People don't buy drills, they buy holes. - Zig Ziglar

You can't buy a good reputation; you must earn it. - Harvey Mackay

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. - Edward Shepherd Mead

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. - Steven Wright

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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