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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. - Clint Eastwood

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

People don't buy drills, they buy holes. - Zig Ziglar

He mastered whatever was not worth the knowing. - James R Lowell

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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