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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. - Clint Eastwood

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

People don't buy drills, they buy holes. - Zig Ziglar

He mastered whatever was not worth the knowing. - James R Lowell

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

You can't buy a good reputation; you must earn it. - Harvey Mackay

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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