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Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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