Captive Audience Twins

Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein