Captive Audience Twins

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot