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Carbon Issues

The Donald shows Prime Minister Moonbeam a Carbon Tax alternative

Carbon Issues thanks to Barry McCartney

Solving key issues surrounding Carbon Markets, Carbon Emissions and Climate Policies

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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser


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