Cat Burglar

Property is robbery. - Latin Proverb

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen