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Cat Burglar thanks to Keith Blake

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Cat Burglar thanks to Keith Blake

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Holy: What my old socks are - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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